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Happy 2017

Postby Finnis4 » Fri Dec 30, 2016 4:24 pm

A HAPPY, HEALTHY and PROSPEROUS 2017 TO ALL GAYFOOTYERS.

Let's start the year off with some humour....Truth is often stranger than fiction...
Here's wording from a WD 40 1956 advertising poster.


Do You have TIGHT NUTS or A RUSTY TOOL

then use WD 40 in the MAN SIZE PRESSURE PACK

# Makes old tools new again

# Tools slide in and out with ease

# Lubricates dry passage ways

# Makes screwing a pleasure

# Gives better penetration.

WD 40 Its good stuff.
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>Re: Happy 2017

Postby swannee » Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:01 am

Damn, ...and to think we've been using Lube all the time.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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>Re: Happy 2017

Postby Finnis4 » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:19 pm

Frivolity at Sydney' s Glebe Police Station...in the form of "Sack Whacking"...
Two male officers -27 & 41 were assailant and victim in court after one lost a nut supposedly as a result of their antics. Media on the w/e reported that both officers were known to "sack whack" each other frequently according to one officer who gave evidence at the trial. :shock:
"Policing's a serious job and its good to lighten the mood around the office" one said.
Next they will be " skin swapping" or :bjob: to relieve tension...hahaha
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>Re: Happy 2017

Postby swannee » Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:46 pm

Finnis4 wrote: both officers were known to "sack whack" each other frequently according to one officer who gave evidence at the trial. :shock:
"Policing's a serious job and its good to lighten the mood around the office" one said.

Yep, there's just nothing like the sight and screams of agony from a bloke who's just been belted in the nuts to liven up a dull day at the office....! :roll: :roll: :roll:

Always amazed at the double standards where shows on TV will show some bastard getting a serious blow to the groin and everybody just thinks it's hilarious as he rolls on the ground clutching his nuts in agony, yet show some woman getting hit in the tits or kicked in the c--t and they'd be screaming about depictions of violence to women.

How many movies do you see where women kick men in the nuts? OH funn-nney ...ha bloody ha ha! :roll:
Just once I'd like to see some bitch get one to the c-nt!

In fact let's reverse the roles just for one moment and have a few of those FAR too frequently shown "kick-arse" women getting their arses well-and-truly kicked! \:D/
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>Re: Happy 2017

Postby Finnis4 » Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:53 am

Barry Manilow is GAY....

Struth who would have thought that !!! :twisted:
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>Re: Happy 2017

Postby swannee » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:35 pm

Yep! Yet another gem for the "tell-us-something-we-didn't-know-already" file!
What about his face now?
Did you ever see so much pulling and botox?

Liberace, Peter Allen, Rickie Martin, Ian Thorpe...and now Barry Manilow?
Who'd have ever thunk it? They all looked so convincingly.... straight! :roll: :roll: :roll:
Next they'll be telling me that Joel Creasey is gay!
Has the whole world gone gay?
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>Re: Happy 2017

Postby boisayum » Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:15 pm

George Michael , Elton John , John Travolta, Christiano Rinaldo
All surprises.
IT SEEMS AS THOUGH TRUSTING PEOPLE IS A CRIME IN THIS GAME!
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>Re: Happy 2017

Postby boisayum » Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:17 pm

Actually I didn't know manilow was in.
I am a fanilow.
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